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We won't sell your data. Unlike your startup idea, your privacy actually has value.
What We Collect
- • Your brilliant ideas - So we can roast them properly
- • Payment info - Stripe handles this, we never see your card details
- • Email address - To send you the brutal truth (and maybe some follow-ups)
- • Basic analytics - Like how long you hesitated before clicking "Buy"
What We DON'T Do
- • Sell your data - We're not Meta. Your bad ideas are safe with us.
- • Spam you - Unlike your inbox full of "entrepreneur" newsletters
- • Share your ideas - Even the terrible ones stay confidential
- • Track you everywhere - We have better things to do
How We Use Your Data
- • Generate your roast - The whole point of this exercise
- • Process payments - Someone's gotta pay for this brutal honesty
- • Improve our roasts - Making them more accurate and devastating
- • Legal compliance - Because lawyers exist
Your Rights
You can:
- • Request your data - All 3 sentences you submitted
- • Delete your data - Pretend this never happened
- • Opt out of emails - Miss our charming personality
- • Complain - Like you're probably doing right now
Data Security
We use industry-standard security measures. Your data is more protected than your feelings will be after reading your roast. We encrypt everything, use secure servers, and actually know what we're doing (unlike some startup ideas we see).
Cookies
We use minimal cookies for basic functionality. No tracking pixels, no invasive analytics, no "understanding your shopping journey." Just the essentials to make the site work and remember you paid for this roasting.
Changes to This Policy
If we change this policy, we'll update this page. We won't email you about it because that would be annoying. Just like most startup pivot announcements.
Privacy protected. Now let's destroy your startup idea.
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